Here's your chance to ask Near (or rather, my Nearish) side any questions you've been dying to ask. To ask, either submit a note titled 'Questions for Near' or leave a comment on this journal. You may ask as many questions as you like, so long as they don't get too out of hand (I can't have the dA admins beat me up okay? haha). If you wish to ask a follow-up question, please make sure to note that as well.

So what are you waiting for? Get asking/fangirling/etc!

Did you miss the first and second rounds of questions? Go HERE for the first, and HERE for the second to see what you missed...or check out my normal Rainbow Footers for the links!

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QUESTIONS

Question/Comments from *ToysAndChocolate

Q: If you have to choose to marry me or date Mello for one night, what would you choose?

A: "I would not choose either one, because both options are logically impossible."

Questions from ~VictorianStripes

Q: Hmm... can I submit some questions? (you can count that as a question, if you want...)

A: "Yes. That is the point of this session, is it not?"

Q: Hello, this makes no sense, but what do you think of my username?

A: *thinks* "Do I know you?"

Q: And, no, as far as I know, you don't know me. And I don't know many people, and I'm fairly sure you are one of the many people I do not know. Savvy?

A: *twirls his hair, assembling a blank puzzle*

Q: Do you sometimes listen to music when you're working/ doing something else? If so, what kind of music do you prefer?

A: No, I do not. It is better to be listening to any incoming scans of conversations rather than listening to music."

Q: Do you enjoy writing, drawing, photography, ect.?

A: "I do not dislike any of those activities."

Q: Did you ever consider what it would look like if someone hung a disco ball in the SPK's main room and replaced all the light bulbs with ultraviolet ones? Either way, what would be your thoughts if you walked in and the main room looked like that?

A: "Our time is better spent investigating Kira, rather than wasting effort in hanging decorations."

Q: But what if KIRA hung the disco ball and screwed up the lights?

A: "That would be both impossible and a waste of Kira's time."

Q: Do you practice yoga, or anything like that?

A: "No, but I am aware of what yoga is, and why many people choose to practice it."

Q: Do you like mint chocolate chip ice cream?

A: "I do not feel strongly either way about this flavor of ice cream."

Q: Do you think my questions make no sense and have no predictable pattern?

A: "The order of the questions you ask is your choice."

Q: I am not insulting your choice in any way, but why did you choose white clothes? It seems like it would be more of hassle with the bleaching and such.

A: "I enjoy wearing white. Surely there are colors or styles of clothing that an individual prefers to wear. Also, color is not something of great importance to me."

Q: Do you have any favorite movies?

A: "I spend most of my time watching case file movies, though I do not consider any movie my favorite."

Q: Does it annoy you when people treat you younger that you are?

A: "Dwelling on such a small personal detail is not worth the time or energy that it requires."

Q: Have you ever sung a song very, very well?

A: "Singing holds very little relevance to the investigation of Kira or other criminals."

Q: Have you ever had a song stuck in your head for days?

A: "No, I have not. I am often reviewing the details of the various cases that I am working on."

Q: What is your favorite language?

A: "I do not strong feelings either way for one particular language."

Q: L had a Mac, what computers do you have at your HQ? Macs as well, I hope?

A: "I cannot answer this question directly, as such information may give criminals or expert hackers a chance to infiltrate our systems. However, I can safely say that our systems, like L's computer, are reliable."

Q: In your opinion, why are people so utterly stupid?

A: "It is more that people do not have common sense, or that they do not have the ability to learn from their mistakes that causes them to make bad decisions."

Q: And, weird topic, racism... there are so many things to hate about humans, and these people pick skin color?

A: "I believe that this is a prime example of exactly why human beings could be called 'utterly stupid'."

Questions from ~Moonbeam-Lives-On

Q: Is RenaQuicksilver a possible successor to Near regardless of her non-orphaned status??

A: "I have never met this person in my life, therefore, the answer is no."

Q: If the use of emotions to solve problems is illogical, hence they have no effect on the time/space continuum, present past & future, or any stake in humanity's existence at all so they are virtually pointless, why do we have them? Logically, if they were as inadequate and irrelevant, they would not exist. What is your opinion on the matter?

A: "This statement contains many errors. The use of emotions to solve problems is not illogical. I believe that a clearer understanding of emotions and how emotions affect our sense of time is needed for this question to raise a valid opinion."

Q: And since they are so thoroughly integrated into human existence (even if not yours), does that not make such a feeling human as irrelevant as their feelings?

A: "Again, this statement is full of errors and assumptions."

Questions from =AlphonseSama

Q: Can I know what's your favorite shampoo?

A: "I do not dislike any particular shampoo. I do prefer those that do not have a overbearing smell."

Q: There's some kind of music you like most?

A: "I do not feel strongly about any particular kind of music."

Q: Many people think you're an albino. Is it one of the reasons for spending so much time indoors?

A: "I prefer the indoors. I am free to go outside, but I do not see the need to do so."

Q: Since you like toys very much, at Wammy´s House, has some girl have already invited you to play with her?

A: "I have been invited to play with the other children on some occasions."

Questions from ~MistressDrucilla

Q: "N - Will you please join us in the back room for another romp? - M&M"

A: *twirls a lock of hair* "Are you certain that you are addressing the right person?"

Q: Near what classes did you like at Wammys?

A: "I did not dislike any of the classes in which I was enrolled."

Q: Do you own any other type of clothing?

A: "Yes. However, I prefer to wear white."

Questions from ~x-polka-dot-outlaw-x

Q: How is it you stay so thin, if you don't move very much? Do you just not eat much?(I don't mean to offend, it's just always perplexed me.)

A: *twirling a lock of hair* "I do not eat excessively from the food groups that are unhealthy for a person. In general, I do not feel the need to publicize my eating habits."

Q: What is your opinion of Matt as a person?

A: "I did not interact with Matt very much, though from what I have gathered he was a very kind person, if not somewhat withdrawn."

Q: Are you unable to access any emotional reactions, or do you simply disregard them?

A: "All human beings are subject to feeling emotions. I simply do not allow my emotions to dictate my actions or play a significant role in my decision-making."

Q: How did you feel after the Kira case ended with Light Yagami's death?

A: "After the events of the final meeting, his death was inevitable. My personal feelings concerning this matter would not have changed the outcome."

Q: Do you do anything in your spare time other than play with your toys? (Hobbies, etc.)

A: "I engage in other activities, such as reading."

Q: (Fangirl time) Can I hug you? :3

A: "Hugging is generally something done between two people that are familiar with each other. I do not believe that we fall under that category."

Questions from ~piffity-puff

Q: Sorry I'm asking so late (EST), but hi, you can call me Honey. Don't ask, it's just less lame than other nicknames. Anyways, what is your favorite time of day?

A: "Various times of day have their positives and negatives."

Q: What was the strongest emotion you've ever felt? You don't have to say why.

A: "Loneliness is perhaps the most powerful thing I have ever felt."

Q: After the Kira case, did you take a short break from cases or did you start following another one or two.

A: "I immediately began to follow more criminal cases. If word had leaked that 'L' was no longer following criminal cases, even for a short time, the backlash would have been disastrous."

Q: You're a very calm person. That can be both frustrating and soothing to someone, depending on the individual. Has anyone, other than Mello, ever been outraged by your behavior?

A: "Yes."

Q: Have you ever tried to rationalize the supernatural exceptions in the Kira case? Sorry if that sounds wrong, my mind blotted out the word I want to use.

A: "No. The supernatural aspects of the Kira case were what made the case so challenging to those who were attempting to solve it."

Q: This might be somewhat personal, but how many hours a night do you sleep?

A: "It depends on the urgency of the cases that I am working on."

Q: Even more personal; do you sleep in pajamas or just your regular clothes? And goodnight!

A: "I sleep in pajamas. It is unsanitary to not wash or change clothes."

Questions from ~Insanity-is-a-bitch

Q: Do you ever dance in your socks to "Old time rock and roll" with black shades on?

A: "I do not have time for such pointless activities."

Q: Did you have a close relationship with anyone at Wammys?

A: "I do not think so."

Q: I think your theme is "All Alone" by the Gorillaz. What do you think?

A: "I have never listened to that particular song, therefore I have no strong feelings concerning it."

Q: Can I set Kira on fire and roll him down a hill in a port-a-potty?

A: "I do not recommend doing that. You would be committing a crime."

Question from ~prisonedheart3455

Q: If you picked up a Death Note and saw Ryuk and stuff like that...what would you use the Death Note for?

A: "After witnessing the disaster that was called the Kira case, I would not even consider using the Death Note."

Questions from ~SlasherBunni

Q: (before the kira investigation) If you found the deathnote yourself do you think you would have used it to see if it's the real thing?

A: "No. There are other ways of proving that something is genuine."

Q: (if you said yes) What would you have used it on?

A: "I did not answer in the affirmative, so this question does not apply."

Q: What do you think of Mello? not as someone who you work with, but as someone that you know.

A: "I do not dislike Mello, though it is obvious that he dislikes me. He makes decisions without considering the consequences of his actions, and his impulsive nature often gets him into trouble."

Q: Is there any particular reason as to why you wear only white?

A. "I enjoy wearing white. Surely there are colors or styles of clothing that an individual prefers to wear."

Q: have you ever had a "close" relationship with Mello? if so that could explain him current dislike towards you.

A: *twirling hair thoughtfully* "That is a complicated question. To put it bluntly, we lived at Wammy's House together. We have both been told on various occasions that we would work well together. However, when such a situation presented itself, the outcome was that no direct bond existed. However, we were able, by working together indirectly, surpass L."

Q: Why are you so emotionless, surely it is human instinct to become even slightly upset or angry over something?

A: "I do posses emotions. However, I do not allow them to dictate my decisions or play a signifcant role in my actions."

Q: Do you believe that you are as smart as people make you out to be?

A: "I do not believe that the opinions of other people concerning my intelligence are that significant."

Q: What time of day are you most likely to wake up?

A: "The time would depend on the urgency of the cases I am working on."

Q: Judging from the question that I have asked what do you think of me?

A: "I do not know you. However, I have made internal observations concerning you."

Questions from ~MelloRocksNearsSocks
(See the first and second entries for more questions from this deviant)

Q: Do you hate Mello as much as he supposedly hates you, or is this "hate-filled" relationship completely one-sided? Or how about, "doesn't exist at all." :3

A: "I do not dislike Mello, though it is obvious that he dislikes me. He makes decisions without considering the consequences of his actions."

Q: Was Matt nice to you, when you were back at Wammy's?

A: "I did not interact with Matt very much."

Q: If neither of these questions hold any relevance towards Kira, and that is why you won't answer them, how about this question -- How would you feel if Mello was Kira?

A: "I believe that would be strongly disappointed. However, my feelings would be irrelevant as my duty would not change."

Q: When you were back at Wammy's, did you ever get picked on for being number one? I'd imagine that Mello could easily beat you up, unless you just look like a scrawny, 90-pound, 5-foot-tall little ten year old.

A: "Regardless of whether I was or was not picked on, the outcome did not change."

Q: Do you know any cool, secret martial arts, like L did? So, in case you were ever chained to Kira, you could kick him in the face and send him flying?

A: "We received training when we were at the orphanage. However, I cannot reveal any more information about it."

Q: Has anybody told you how cute and fluffy you are?

A: "No."

Questions from ~domino0109

Q: What do you think about the kira case?

A: "It was one of the worst disasters of this age that could happen again."

Q: How do you feel when L dies?

A: "Regardless of emotions, the dead are dead."